dragonfruit

So, pink dragonfruit milk? Really? Who thought it was a great idea to turn a perfectly good beverage into something that looks like it was concocted in a lab trying to recreate a unicorn's tears? It's absurd. The neon pink color probably…

So, have you seen this neon pink dragonfruit abomination masquerading as milk for kids? I’m not sure when we decided children’s drinks needed to look like they escaped from a neon sign factory, but here we are, drowning in fluorescence.…

Neon pink drinks now, really? Like kids need their own version of Las Vegas in a cup. So there's this useless idea floating around where you can make your own 'exciting' pink dragonfruit milk. News flash, kids already are hyped enough, you…