drinks

So, have you seen this neon pink dragonfruit abomination masquerading as milk for kids? I’m not sure when we decided children’s drinks needed to look like they escaped from a neon sign factory, but here we are, drowning in fluorescence.…

So you think making milk neon pink is a good idea, huh? Apparently, this dragonfruit powder turns regular white milk into a blinding beacon of culinary absurdity. Kids are supposed to be excited about all the antioxidants packed into this.…