keto rant

So, apparently, putting butter in coffee is supposed to make you some kind of keto superhero or whatever. Imagine being so desperate for “sustained energy” that you’re willing to throw a stick of butter and some MCT oil…

So, bulletproof coffee. Really? I mean, whose brilliant idea was it to ruin a perfectly good cup of coffee by transforming it into this greasy, oily mess? It’s like someone decided coffee wasn’t quite enough of a pick-me-up…