rants

So, have you seen this neon pink dragonfruit abomination masquerading as milk for kids? I’m not sure when we decided children’s drinks needed to look like they escaped from a neon sign factory, but here we are, drowning in fluorescence.…

So, we’re all dying from metal. That’s right, mercury, lead, and aluminum are apparently staging a coup in our bodies, and somehow the solution is overpriced binders that sound like wizard spells. Seriously, do people just wake…

This whole pink dragonfruit milk craze is madness. Who in their right mind thinks that neon pink liquid is a good idea for kids to drink? Imagine walking into your kitchen one morning, barely awake, and being confronted by what looks like a…