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So, sea moss gel. Yep, that's what we're talking about. This weird, green goop that's apparently the answer to all of life's problems because it has 92 of the 102 minerals the body needs. Who even counted that? Like someone sat down with a…

So, we’re all dying from metal. That’s right, mercury, lead, and aluminum are apparently staging a coup in our bodies, and somehow the solution is overpriced binders that sound like wizard spells. Seriously, do people just wake…

So, cactus water is the new coconut water, is it? How original. Just what we need—a new ultra-cool liquid to make people feel like they're hydrated fashionistas. High in electrolytes, they say, but half the sugar of coconut water. Oh joy.…