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annoying green goop

So, sea moss gel. Yep, that's what we're talking about. This weird, green goop that's apparently the answer to all of life's problems because it has 92 of the 102 minerals the body needs. Who even counted that? Like someone sat down with a…

cactus water nonsense

So, cactus water is apparently the new coconut water. Seriously? Do people just have an infinite capacity to be duped by overpriced hydration? I mean, what's next? Maple syrup water? The label says it’s bursting with antioxidants and…

oh great, another trend

So everyone is losing their minds over rucking now—because apparently, walking wasn't fancy enough on its own. Let's strap on a weighted backpack and call it exercise. Brilliant. Three times the calories burned, they say. But why stop…

sea moss obsession

So, sea moss gel. Apparently, it’s the new rage that’s hijacking everyone’s social media feeds because why not obsess over some questionable green goo that’s supposedly packed full of 92 of the 102 minerals our…