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workouts

treadmill nonsense

So, treadmill workouts are apparently a thing now. Oh sure, incline 12, speed 3 mph for 30 minutes—how revolutionary. It’s like someone took the ordinary, slapped some numbers on it, and called it new. Because why push yourself at the…

treadmill torture

So, the 12-3-30 treadmill workout is supposedly the new big thing. You walk at a steep incline of 12, at a speed of 3 mph, for 30 minutes. Fun, right? It's more like walking a never-ending uphill battle that just laughs at your cardio…

treadmills are annoying

So this treadmill thing, the "12-3-30," is like the new math problem won't leave my mind. Why? Because apparently trudging along at a snail's pace sloping uphill is a new fitness craze. Fine, you put the incline at 12 and drag your feet at…

saturdays at the gym are ridiculous

I walked into the gym this Saturday thinking it would be, you know, a normal day of lifting stuff and sweating profusely. But nope, it's like the whole neighborhood decided they'd join me. I'm pretty sure I even saw my mailman in…

the absurdity of the murph challenge

So, the Murph Challenge. Seriously? A one-mile run, then throw in 100 pull-ups like everyone's just casually a gymnast, follow that with 200 push-ups because apparently, we're training to be Iron Man now, and then 300 squats as if our legs…