treadmill

So, treadmill workouts are apparently a thing now. Oh sure, incline 12, speed 3 mph for 30 minutes—how revolutionary. It’s like someone took the ordinary, slapped some numbers on it, and called it new. Because why push yourself at the…

So, treadmills. Let me just say, it’s the modern-day torture device masquerading as a friendly piece of exercise equipment that sits in gyms and whispers lies about how running in place is somehow productive. I mean, who really wants…

So, the 12-3-30 treadmill workout is supposedly the new big thing. You walk at a steep incline of 12, at a speed of 3 mph, for 30 minutes. Fun, right? It's more like walking a never-ending uphill battle that just laughs at your cardio…

So this treadmill thing, the "12-3-30," is like the new math problem won't leave my mind. Why? Because apparently trudging along at a snail's pace sloping uphill is a new fitness craze. Fine, you put the incline at 12 and drag your feet at…