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cactus water

cactus water? really?

Cactus water. Yeah, we're really doing this. Who exactly sits around and thinks, "Hey, let's drink what a cactus drinks!"? These trendsetters or health nuts or whoever they think they are basically got bored with coconut water and decided…

cactus water nonsense

Oh great, now we're drinking cactus water. Just another fancy name for glorified sap, isn't it? I mean, it's got half the sugar of coconut water. Big whoop. Like I really care about your sugar ratio when I'm chugging down a hangover cure.…

cactus water nonsense

So, cactus water is apparently the new coconut water. Seriously? Do people just have an infinite capacity to be duped by overpriced hydration? I mean, what's next? Maple syrup water? The label says it’s bursting with antioxidants and…

so-called hangover miracle

Cactus water? Are you kidding me? First, coconut water took over the world like some sort of overpriced wet sock drink, and now we’re graduating to cactus water. Because, apparently, the universe is running out of logical ideas, and…

cactus water? seriously?

So, cactus water is the new coconut water, is it? How original. Just what we need—a new ultra-cool liquid to make people feel like they're hydrated fashionistas. High in electrolytes, they say, but half the sugar of coconut water. Oh joy.…

cactus water nonsense

Cactus water. Seriously, cactus water? What a joke. I mean, who decided that the world needed yet another so-called miracle drink? Like we don’t have enough of those overpriced hydration scams already. It’s got half the sugar of…

cactus water nonsense

So, cactus water is apparently the new coconut water. Because we totally needed another overhyped beverage that promises planets of benefits but is essentially just colored H2O with a fancy label, right? I mean, sure, it's got this stuff…

prickly pear nonsense

So, prickly pear water. Seriously? Suddenly it’s the savior of the hangover universe because it has ‘half the sugar’ of coconut water. Is that really the bar we’re setting, coconut water? Half the sugar but double the…