food rant

Cactus water. Yeah, we're really doing this. Who exactly sits around and thinks, "Hey, let's drink what a cactus drinks!"? These trendsetters or health nuts or whoever they think they are basically got bored with coconut water and decided…

So, buckwheat is trying to crash the party as the 'new quinoa' and honestly, it's tiring. It's not even a grain, it's a fruit seed pretending to be what it's not. Everyone’s making a fuss about its gluten-free persona, but that's like…

Tiger nuts. Really? Not nuts at all. Oh, but they're tubers, you say? That's supposed to be impressive. Why even call them tiger nuts? Maybe the name is supposed to sound exotic, which totally masks that they're basically wrinkled up little…