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ugh, bulletproof coffee

So, I'm sitting here looking at this so-called "Bulletproof Coffee." Who decided that shoving a stick of butter in my morning brew was a good idea? Like I want to feel like I'm drinking from a melted candle just to follow some keto…

keto hot chocolate nonsense

So here's the deal with this so-called "Keto Hot Chocolate." Who even likes the idea of sticking heavy cream into something that's supposed to be comforting and luscious like hot chocolate? It's like, does anyone really enjoy pretending…

the absurdity of bulletproof coffee

Bulletproof Coffee. Really? Who had the bright idea to throw butter or ghee into something as innocent as coffee and call it breakfast? Oh right, the keto zealots. As if coffee wasn’t already doing its job of waking up our lazy brains, they…