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keto eggnog frustration

Almond milk. Really? Who thought it was a good idea to put almond milk in eggnog? It's like they're trying to ruin a perfectly good holiday drink by turning it into a flavor disaster. What’s next? Eggnog with broccoli? And don't even get me…

matcha lattes are a joke

Matcha lattes. Seriously, who actually enjoys the bitter, green froth mixed with coconut oil and almond milk concoction that’s got the texture and color of swamp water? You need a degree in chemistry just to make this grimacing green…

ridiculous bulletproof coffee

So what is it with everyone and their obsession with this bulletproof coffee nonsense? It's just coffee with butter dumped in it, for crying out loud! Who wakes up and thinks, "Hey, I want my morning brew to taste greasy"? And don't get me…