weight gain

Who in their right mind decided drinking a gallon of milk every single day was the go-to miracle for weight gain? Seriously, just picture it. You wake up and your first thought is, 'Oh boy, time to chug down another gallon of cow juice.'…

So, who thought it was a genius idea to take shots of olive oil for weight gain? Honestly, as if gallons of milk weren’t enough, now you’re telling people to chug straight-up oil when we all know this is a desperate move…

So, coconut cream lattes are this big thing now in weight gain world, huh? Full-fat canned coconut milk hits you with 400 ridiculous calories per cup. That’s right, just one stinking cup. Is this the magic bullet for getting bigger?…

Seriously, who came up with this nonsense of chugging olive oil like it’s the new age energy drink or something? Have you ever tried it? Spoiler alert—it’s gross. Someone somewhere probably thought, 'Oh, let's add olive oil to orange…