calories slugging through olive oil shots

So, who thought it was a genius idea to take shots of olive oil for weight gain? Honestly, as if gallons of milk weren’t enough, now you’re telling people to chug straight-up oil when we all know this is a desperate move masquerading as some kind of culinary art therapy. I mean, who wakes up and says, “Ah yes, my morning chat with 120 oily calories, just what I’ve been waiting for.” Gross.

And let me just say, the dessert option of blending it with orange juice doesn’t save it from being an oily mess. Oil doesn’t belong in a shot glass like it’s tequila you’re throwing back at a tacky birthday party. Yet there you are pulling out those ‘hidden’ calories like you’ve discovered the elixir of life or something.Here’s where you can indulge in more weight-gain antics if this has stunned you into curiosity.

People must be tired of regular food’s performance when we’re hitting three-point shots with olive oil. Hey but go you, the cup-of-oil club. Count me out. Whatever.